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Stanley Bing
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Are you retired at work? Is your boss? Tell us the best tricks you've used or seen.
Greatest executricksters of all time
Today's BlackBerry-wielding, expense-account impresario may think he's invented the concept of retiring at work. But such executricks have been around for ages. more
It’s official! The recession is here!
The National Bureau of Economic Research of Cambridge, Mass., which I personally have never heard of until yesterday, has declared that we are in a recession, thereby capturing the No, Duh trophy of the decade. more
When Stalin makes you work weekends
You are working for an oppressive regime, and unless you want to mortgage your life to these mean bozos, you're going to have to do what's necessary to free yourself or establish some guidelines for them.  more
Do you have a bulls**t job?
Answer 10 questions to find out the bulls**t factor of your job. more
Economic apocalypse fears
Economic apocalypse fearsFortune's Stanley Bing says that predictions of financial 'gloom and doom' often don't become reality. morevideo
How crazy is your boss? Take our quiz
Does he cry into the phone? Think you're all out to get him? These ten questions from Fortune's Stanley Bing will tell you if your boss is really crazy, or just a little bent. more
Executricks
Executricks
The central question of every hardworking person's career is how to work less hard while still being able to buy an expensive bottle of wine without trembling. The answer is simple: Retire while still working! more
America's next top industry
America's next top industry
There's one sector that's humming along nicely right now. It's just not what you'd call a growth business per se. more
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